Internet so good
you’ll squawk.
NBN plans with no lock-in contracts, no setup fees, and a support team that actually picks up. Run by galahs, somehow excellent.
Free to check. We’ll show you exactly what your address can get.
loud, pink, reliablePick your bird.
Every plan is unlimited data, month to month, with the same support humans. The only question is how fast you want to go.
The Galah
Our namesake. Loud, pink, reliable.
Typical evening speed: 95 Mbps
- HD & 4K streaming
- Working from home
- Busy households
The Emu
Can't fly. Doesn't need to. Most people pick this one.
Typical evening speed: 460 Mbps
- Big households
- 4K everywhere
- Gaming & big downloads
The Wedgie
Wedge-tailed eagle. Apex internet.
Typical evening speed: 870 Mbps
- Power users
- Huge downloads
- Bragging rights
Big-telco network. None of the big-telco nonsense.
Humans who answer
Call 1300 425 240 and a real person in Australia picks up. No phone tree, no "your call is important to us", no hold music from 2009.
No lock-in. Ever.
Month to month, always. Leave whenever you like — we'll be sad, but we won't charge you for it. No setup fees either.
Carrier-grade plumbing
We run on serious wholesale infrastructure with capacity to spare. Small ISP energy, big network bones.
2am self-service diagnostics
Internet acting up? Run a real carrier line test from your portal, any hour. Watch it work in real time. No waiting on hold to be told to turn it off and on.
Connected in three hops.
Check your address
We'll tell you exactly what your place can get — technology, speeds, the lot. Takes ten seconds.
Pick your bird
Five plans, named after birds with strong opinions. No bundles, no gotchas, no asterisks doing heavy lifting.
We flick the switch
Most connections are live the same day. You'll see every step in your portal as it happens.
“Switched during my lunch break. Was streaming in 4K before the kettle boiled.”
— Sharon, Newcastle“Rang support to ask a dumb question. Bloke answered in four seconds and didn't make me feel like a galah. Ironic.”
— Trev, Geelong“The line test thing at 1am saved my raid night. Legends.”
— Min, BrisbanePortraits and testimonials are fictional, like this ISP. Yours will be real.
Righto. Let’s get you connected.
Takes ten seconds, costs nothing, and might change your evenings forever.